Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So apparently I’m into choking now
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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