STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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