Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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