return my video game
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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