Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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