I think I won the penis lottery.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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