Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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