Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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