My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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