She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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