When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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