So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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