don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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