Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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