Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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