drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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