Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Non-Jews are for practice
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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