I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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