Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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