Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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