If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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