READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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