I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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