he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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