I wannas sexs uuuuu
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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