so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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