He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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