I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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