Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
