Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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