This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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