Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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