Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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