ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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