Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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