is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He better not be in your backpack
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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