Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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