If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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