Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
