dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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