using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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