You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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