She's JV to your varsity
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
