the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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