Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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