what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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