enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
