we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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