My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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