it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
