? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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